I'm More Partial to Mimicking Magpies

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... but sadly in good ol' Montucky it's illegal to keep magpies as pets. And no, I'm not making that up. - Matty Malaprop

This is going to be hard

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OH DEAR GOD

But Firefox Was Modeled After a Red Panda...

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Curse me and my obsession with semantics! - Matty Malaprop

Moar Firefox puns over here!

IE is on Safari

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Do you think he might be on the prowl for the elusive Firefox? I bet he wants to mount its taxidermied head to the wall of his Opera. - Matty Malaprop

Not As Exciting as a Safari, But Oh Well...

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And I'd prefer he be a Firefox, but sigh, you can't always get what you want. - Matty Malaprop