Finally, We've Learned How to Prevent Shark Attacks!

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Next time you start bleeding while surfing, all you'll need to make it back to shore alive is a full-body seal costume and a simple splint. #THEMOREYOUKNOW #RAINBOW - Matty Malaprop

That it Is...

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Oh, what a terribly dull joke this truly is... - Matty Malaprop

Almost perfect..

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but not quite.

SMP CLASSIC: Confused Shark is Confused

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Most sharks aren't particularly picky about what they eat, but sometimes their limits are rather finite. - Matty Malaprop

Lead Astray

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But Mom, All The Cool Burners Smoke!

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This is Why I Prefer to Take Life at a Trotsky

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You know, jo, you really should have come to me the moment you heard that weird Rasputinny sound coming from your engine. - Matty Malaprop