Heisenberg is a Shear Genius

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That's the most compelling part about Walter White, if you ask me: He's both the lion AND the lamb. - Matty Malaprop

Money Laundering

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breaking bad,double meaning,laundering,literalism,money,money laundering
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Something about White collar crime never fails to make me sick. - Matty Malaprop

The Ol' Switcheroo

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When it comes to getting your daily dose of grains, I can think of no better food to ingest than Methamphetawheat. - Matty Malaprop

But That's the Deluxe Edition!

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Walter, don't! I paid like $25 for that after tax! - Matty Malaprop

Maybe We Shouldn't Have Broke Bad...

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Looks like their product isn't the only thing they're adept at tailoring. - Matty Malaprop

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