bread

bread,double meaning,length,literalism,long,short,shortbread
By Unknown
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So what falls in the realm of "medium-length bread" then? A nice focaccia? - Matty Malaprop

bread,cheap trick,double meaning,dough,Hall of Fame,homophone,i want you to want me,literalism,lyrics,parody,rewrite,song
Via: A.S.B.
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I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'm begging you to bake me / I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'll shine up a rolling pin / lay out a fresh-washed pan / I'll wait for you after work if you say that you'll loaf me / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Hoping to god you won't be usin' that stove for fryin' / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? ♪ - Matty Malaprop

bread,guildenstern,Hall of Fame,literalism,play,rosencrantz,rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead,similar sounding,tom stoppard
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They really don't get the credit they deserve. After all, the bread is a very important part of a Hamlet sandwich! - Matty Malaprop

bread,emo,issues,loaf,loaving,self esteem,self-loathing,similar sounding,wtf
By Paul ( Via: www.lukesurl.com)
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Contrary to most cutters, it might behoove this bummed-out bread to go across the street, NOT down the road. - Matty Malaprop

More emo schadenfreude over here!

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