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bread crust toast variations on a theme shape cross baker bakery - 6696358656
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After all, we all know Jesus was betrayed by Judas because he really kneaded some dough. - Matty Malaprop

Bad Joke Eel bread butter lame side waking up wamp wamp woke up wrong - 5717163264
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BAD JOKE EEL, WHY YOU NOT AS FUNNY AS YOUR MAMMALIAN COUNTERPART? - Matty Malaprop

bread cheap trick double meaning dough Hall of Fame homophone i want you to want me literalism lyrics parody rewrite song - 5812006912
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I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'm begging you to bake me / I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'll shine up a rolling pin / lay out a fresh-washed pan / I'll wait for you after work if you say that you'll loaf me / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Hoping to god you won't be usin' that stove for fryin' / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? ♪ - Matty Malaprop

bread breadwinner literalism pageant winner - 4851207936
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Just don't ask her how much she makes. She always gets a little rye about equality in the workplace. - Matty Malaprop

bread double meaning length literalism long short shortbread - 4966674688
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So what falls in the realm of "medium-length bread" then? A nice focaccia? - Matty Malaprop