Sure, these are pretty clever, but they'll do you a fat latke of good when a bread-enthusiast turned door-to-door missionary comes knockin'. - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

It's the all-new Loafmobile by Ryeundai! - Matty Malaprop

After all, we all know Jesus was betrayed by Judas because he really kneaded some dough. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Nlinscott13 says: "The article commented on was about a husband who violently attacked his wife with a sandwich."

Sounds like things went a little awrye in that household... - Matty Malaprop