Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Bread

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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Bread
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They really don't get the credit they deserve. After all, the bread is a very important part of a Hamlet sandwich! - Matty Malaprop

The Body, The Blood, The Bread Machine

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The Body, The Blood, The Bread Machine
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Sure, these are pretty clever, but they'll do you a fat latke of good when a bread-enthusiast turned door-to-door missionary comes knockin'. - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

Just Doughn't Do Anything Drastic, Okay?

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Just Doughn't Do Anything Drastic, Okay?
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Contrary to most cutters, it might behoove this bummed-out bread to go across the street, NOT down the road. - Matty Malaprop

More emo schadenfreude over here!