bread

religion status update variations on a theme conversation similar sounding facebook bread - 7014991104
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Sure, these are pretty clever, but they'll do you a fat latke of good when a bread-enthusiast turned door-to-door missionary comes knockin'. - Matty Malaprop

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bread cliché double meaning horse in inbred literalism - 6414673152
By xyzpdq1
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Oh wait, white bread actually isn't very good for you at all... SORRY INWHITEBREAD HORSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOU OUT BACK AND SHOOT YOU IN THE LEG NOW :((((((((((((( - Matty Malaprop

bread double meaning homophones in inbred jack russell terrier literalism - 6234851328
Via: Reddit
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He's even cuter than his not-genetically-compromised counterparts! - Matty Malaprop

bread cliché dough Hall of Fame kneads needs old joke is old - 5643647744
By dominicsoh (Via: Pocket Puns)
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Whenever I receive a submission that features a joke as old as the interweb itself, I feel like the yeast I can do is front page it with some appropriately derisive and catty commentary. - Matty Malaprop