You Have My Sword...

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This quest to Mordor is going to be FAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS! - Matty Malaprop

Well, I Mean, Yes?

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I'm far more partial to bow ties. I mean, do you have any idea how convenient it is to be able to shoot people at formals when they start blathering about Mitt Romney and tax codes? - Matty Malaprop

So Kawaii!!

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The saddest part about this is the thought that it's quite probable Mitt's worth more than the whole of the Hello Kitty brand... - Matty Malaprop

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