I'm far more partial to bow ties. I mean, do you have any idea how convenient it is to be able to shoot people at formals when they start blathering about Mitt Romney and tax codes? - Matty Malaprop

This quest to Mordor is going to be FAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS! - Matty Malaprop

The saddest part about this is the thought that it's quite probable Mitt's worth more than the whole of the Hello Kitty brand... - Matty Malaprop