If you don't know what constitutes a bottom secret... well, then you DON'T WANT TO KNOW what constitutes a bottom secret. - Matty Malaprop

I wouldn't wear these shoes if I was paid to do so and they were hand-Taylored for me and me alone. - Matty Malaprop

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Just a little something to tide you over until the next So Much Pun post goes up. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe his love of vegetables is a contributing factor to his svelte physique? - Matty Malaprop