Surfing the Net

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Please, someone, Rule 34 this. Don't post it on this site. Don't e-mail it to me. Just do it please, so that I'll know in the back of my mind that it's been done. - Matty Malaprop

Truly a Legend of the Game

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You can have your Kobes and your Jordans. Kareem Abdul Babar will always have my deepest and most profound respects. - Matty Malaprop

Probs Better Than the Original, TBH

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AYO MANDY DIS FLOCKA. WE BE BLOODIN' CRIPPIN' ALL UP IN THIS TEEN ROMANCE STEEZ AIGHT? - Matty Malaprop

The Only Thing That Makes Kerouac Good...

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... is his position on your bookshelf relative to the REAL king of The Road. - Matty Malaprop

Don't Judge a Book By Its Cover

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I mean, sure, it starts off reading like the liner notes of a Black Eyed Peas album, but it gets very poignant and Joycean about 100 pages in! - Matty Malaprop