Probs Better Than the Original, TBH

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a walk to remember,book,gifs,Hall of Fame,literalism,Movie,remember,shoop,similar sounding,TO,Waka Flocka Flame,walk
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AYO MANDY DIS FLOCKA. WE BE BLOODIN' CRIPPIN' ALL UP IN THIS TEEN ROMANCE STEEZ AIGHT? - Matty Malaprop

Truly a Legend of the Game

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babar,basketball,book,kareem abdul jafar,literalism,shoop,similar sounding
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You can have your Kobes and your Jordans. Kareem Abdul Babar will always have my deepest and most profound respects. - Matty Malaprop

The Series is Foal of Whimsy and Excitement!

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book,Harry Potter,harry potter and the half-blood prince,hoof,jk rowling,literalism,rhyming,series,similar sounding,title,trot,trotter
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Honestly, my least favorite part is Snape. I know he means well, but he always comes off as a bit of an ass. Ron's quite a stallion, though, so I guess that makes everything better. - Matty Malaprop

A Tramp Stamp of Massive Scale

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book,dragon,girl,literalism,order,switched,tattoo,the girl with the dragon,title,tramp stamp
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You get it guys? Because dragons are scaly and massive, so the tramp stamp is on a massive scale... #ThisisthePartWhereCricketSoundsHappen - Matty Malaprop

A Clockwork Orange

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lolwut,watch,book,double meaning,clockwork orange
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Now clemenTIME will always be on your side! - Matty Malaprop

The Only Thing That Makes Kerouac Good...

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book,books,cormac mccarthy,jack kerouac,literalism,on,on the road,on top,the road,title
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... is his position on your bookshelf relative to the REAL king of The Road. - Matty Malaprop