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I'm thinking you find an annoying younger brother and shout "ER! ER! ER!" at him ad nauseam until he starts crying, but I could well be mistaken on this one. - Matty Malaprop

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You can have your Kobes and your Jordans. Kareem Abdul Babar will always have my deepest and most profound respects. - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, sure, it starts off reading like the liner notes of a Black Eyed Peas album, but it gets very poignant and Joycean about 100 pages in! - Matty Malaprop

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If you're the kind of person who gets squeamish over literary violence, you'd best keep scrolling. - Matty Malaprop

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Honestly, my least favorite part is Snape. I know he means well, but he always comes off as a bit of an ass. Ron's quite a stallion, though, so I guess that makes everything better. - Matty Malaprop

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