The Series is Foal of Whimsy and Excitement!

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The Series is Foal of Whimsy and Excitement!
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Honestly, my least favorite part is Snape. I know he means well, but he always comes off as a bit of an ass. Ron's quite a stallion, though, so I guess that makes everything better. - Matty Malaprop

But Wouldn't This Be Easier?

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But Wouldn't This Be Easier?
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I mean, couldn't the robots just run some complicated algorithm to pinpoint Wall-E's location on every page? Kinda takes the fun out of it, don't you think? - Matty Malaprop

Surfing the Net

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Surfing the Net
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Please, someone, Rule 34 this. Don't post it on this site. Don't e-mail it to me. Just do it please, so that I'll know in the back of my mind that it's been done. - Matty Malaprop

This is Bound to End Badly

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This is Bound to End Badly
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If you're the kind of person who gets squeamish over literary violence, you'd best keep scrolling. - Matty Malaprop

That Story Was Totally the Shiitake!

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That Story Was Totally the Shiitake!
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But is the tastier shroom the morel or the shiitake? DISCUSS. - Matty Malaprop