A Tramp Stamp of Massive Scale

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A Tramp Stamp of Massive Scale
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You get it guys? Because dragons are scaly and massive, so the tramp stamp is on a massive scale... #ThisisthePartWhereCricketSoundsHappen - Matty Malaprop

Surfing the Net

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Surfing the Net
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Please, someone, Rule 34 this. Don't post it on this site. Don't e-mail it to me. Just do it please, so that I'll know in the back of my mind that it's been done. - Matty Malaprop

Cindy Lou Who Even Gives a F*ck?

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Cindy Lou Who Even Gives a F*ck?
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You do however have the problem of only being slightly larger than a Christmas ornament... you might wanna work on that, honey. - Matty Malaprop

This is Bound to End Badly

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This is Bound to End Badly
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If you're the kind of person who gets squeamish over literary violence, you'd best keep scrolling. - Matty Malaprop

Truly a Legend of the Game

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Truly a Legend of the Game
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You can have your Kobes and your Jordans. Kareem Abdul Babar will always have my deepest and most profound respects. - Matty Malaprop

Don't Judge a Book By Its Cover

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Don't Judge a Book By Its Cover
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I mean, sure, it starts off reading like the liner notes of a Black Eyed Peas album, but it gets very poignant and Joycean about 100 pages in! - Matty Malaprop