A Tramp Stamp of Massive Scale

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A Tramp Stamp of Massive Scale
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You get it guys? Because dragons are scaly and massive, so the tramp stamp is on a massive scale... #ThisisthePartWhereCricketSoundsHappen - Matty Malaprop

Truly a Legend of the Game

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Truly a Legend of the Game
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You can have your Kobes and your Jordans. Kareem Abdul Babar will always have my deepest and most profound respects. - Matty Malaprop

I've Always Preferred Tonka in the Tunic...

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I've Always Preferred Tonka in the Tunic...
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... but maybe that's just me. I'm still trying to Seuss this one out, really. - Matty Malaprop

But Wouldn't This Be Easier?

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But Wouldn't This Be Easier?
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I mean, couldn't the robots just run some complicated algorithm to pinpoint Wall-E's location on every page? Kinda takes the fun out of it, don't you think? - Matty Malaprop

The Life of Pi(e)

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The Life of Pi(e)
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... and then the tiger eats the pie and the protagonist jumps ship and swims for shore as fast as he pecan! #FakeSpoilers - Matty Malaprop