The Only Thing That Makes Kerouac Good...

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The Only Thing That Makes Kerouac Good...
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... is his position on your bookshelf relative to the REAL king of The Road. - Matty Malaprop

So How Does One 'Twitter' Then?

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So How Does One 'Twitter' Then?
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I'm thinking you find an annoying younger brother and shout "ER! ER! ER!" at him ad nauseam until he starts crying, but I could well be mistaken on this one. - Matty Malaprop

Don't Judge a Book By Its Cover

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Don't Judge a Book By Its Cover
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I mean, sure, it starts off reading like the liner notes of a Black Eyed Peas album, but it gets very poignant and Joycean about 100 pages in! - Matty Malaprop

But Wouldn't This Be Easier?

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But Wouldn't This Be Easier?
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I mean, couldn't the robots just run some complicated algorithm to pinpoint Wall-E's location on every page? Kinda takes the fun out of it, don't you think? - Matty Malaprop