I've Always Preferred Tonka in the Tunic...

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... but maybe that's just me. I'm still trying to Seuss this one out, really. - Matty Malaprop

The Series is Foal of Whimsy and Excitement!

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Honestly, my least favorite part is Snape. I know he means well, but he always comes off as a bit of an ass. Ron's quite a stallion, though, so I guess that makes everything better. - Matty Malaprop

So How Does One 'Twitter' Then?

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I'm thinking you find an annoying younger brother and shout "ER! ER! ER!" at him ad nauseam until he starts crying, but I could well be mistaken on this one. - Matty Malaprop

Surfing the Net

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Please, someone, Rule 34 this. Don't post it on this site. Don't e-mail it to me. Just do it please, so that I'll know in the back of my mind that it's been done. - Matty Malaprop

This is Bound to End Badly

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If you're the kind of person who gets squeamish over literary violence, you'd best keep scrolling. - Matty Malaprop

The Life of Pi(e)

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... and then the tiger eats the pie and the protagonist jumps ship and swims for shore as fast as he pecan! #FakeSpoilers - Matty Malaprop

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