He's Just Callin' 'Em As He Sees 'Em

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He's Just Callin' 'Em As He Sees 'Em
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Try as he might, I don't think this donkey's gonna be robin any redbreasts tonight... - Matty Malaprop

CSI ASCII is My New Favorite ASCII

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CSI ASCII is My New Favorite ASCII
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I mean, it's maybe the only thing that even approaches the amazingness of the table flip.

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ - doɹdɐlɐɯ ʎʇʇɐɯ

How Many Birds Can You Kill With One Stone?

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How Many Birds Can You Kill With One Stone?
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Just curious, because I need to figure out some way to get these guys to flock off. - Matty Malaprop

I Was Winging It

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I Was Winging It
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... and now you're single. How does that feel, OP? - Matty Malaprop