He's Just Callin' 'Em As He Sees 'Em

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Try as he might, I don't think this donkey's gonna be robin any redbreasts tonight... - Matty Malaprop

Wireless Technology

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But it makes the whole "dangling upside down" trick WAY FREAKING COOLER. - Matty Malaprop