BIRD WAT R U DOING U R A BIRD U CAN'T EVEN INTERNETZ

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Punmaster Angus says: "I need new friends."

I wish I could say otherwise, Angus... but maybe you do. Your current ones seem more than a little remolting. - Matty Malaprop

How Many Birds Can You Kill With One Stone?

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Just curious, because I need to figure out some way to get these guys to flock off. - Matty Malaprop

Six Outta Nine Ain't Bad

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Jeff, you gotta step up your pun game! I know it's hard to do anything with the word Zebra, but I have faith in you of all people! - Matty Malaprop

Wifi is the Word

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ICWUDT, bird-brained illustrator. - Matty Malaprop