But it makes the whole "dangling upside down" trick WAY FREAKING COOLER. - Matty Malaprop
Don't be too alarmed though. He's just got his feathers in a bundle. I'm sure he'll get over it soon enough. - Matty Malaprop
... and now you're single. How does that feel, OP? - Matty Malaprop
Yes, I DID just reference My Chemical Romance in my post title. DEALWITHIT.gif - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster Angus says: "I need new friends."
I wish I could say otherwise, Angus... but maybe you do. Your current ones seem more than a little remolting. - Matty Malaprop
Jeff, you gotta step up your pun game! I know it's hard to do anything with the word Zebra, but I have faith in you of all people! - Matty Malaprop
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