I wouldn't call it total carp, but dubstep really just isn't my cup of tea. - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster Angus says: "I need new friends."
I wish I could say otherwise, Angus... but maybe you do. Your current ones seem more than a little remolting. - Matty Malaprop
... and now you're single. How does that feel, OP? - Matty Malaprop
Jeff, you gotta step up your pun game! I know it's hard to do anything with the word Zebra, but I have faith in you of all people! - Matty Malaprop
Yes, I DID just reference My Chemical Romance in my post title. DEALWITHIT.gif - Matty Malaprop
ICWUDT, bird-brained illustrator. - Matty Malaprop
Just curious, because I need to figure out some way to get these guys to flock off. - Matty Malaprop
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