Jeff, you gotta step up your pun game! I know it's hard to do anything with the word Zebra, but I have faith in you of all people! - Matty Malaprop
Don't be too alarmed though. He's just got his feathers in a bundle. I'm sure he'll get over it soon enough. - Matty Malaprop
They're so well-mannered, they probably wouldn't even call you out on your ogling! - Matty Malaprop
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