Wireless Technology

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But it makes the whole "dangling upside down" trick WAY FREAKING COOLER. - Matty Malaprop

He Gon' Flip You the Bird!

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Don't be too alarmed though. He's just got his feathers in a bundle. I'm sure he'll get over it soon enough. - Matty Malaprop

I Was Winging It

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... and now you're single. How does that feel, OP? - Matty Malaprop

Three Cheers For...

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Yes, I DID just reference My Chemical Romance in my post title. DEALWITHIT.gif - Matty Malaprop

BIRD WAT R U DOING U R A BIRD U CAN'T EVEN INTERNETZ

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Punmaster Angus says: "I need new friends."

I wish I could say otherwise, Angus... but maybe you do. Your current ones seem more than a little remolting. - Matty Malaprop

Six Outta Nine Ain't Bad

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Jeff, you gotta step up your pun game! I know it's hard to do anything with the word Zebra, but I have faith in you of all people! - Matty Malaprop

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