And Most Other Places Too

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And Most Other Places Too
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I'm not saying he doesn't deserve his fame, I'm just saying I hate when people exploit various angles to achieve success. - Matty Malaprop

The Most Expensive Fast Food Ever?

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The Most Expensive Fast Food Ever?
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Sure, you're paying more than $2,000 for a burger. But have you ever eaten another burger in your life that allowed you to emulate the original Oregon Trail? I DIDN'T THINK SO! - Matty Malaprop

Nice Use of Your Screenshot Program, Submitter

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Nice Use of Your Screenshot Program, Submitter
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... not to say that I'm going to go out of my way and find the video this screenshot comes from. Oh no. That would be far too easy. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Let's Just Hope You're Resourceful in Your Devotion

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SMP CLASSIC: Let's Just Hope You're Resourceful in Your Devotion
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I'm also pretty into renewable energy, but my activist days are over. All that shouting and preaching left me terribly winded. - Matty Malaprop

Yo Dawg, I Heart You Like Bigfoot...

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Yo Dawg, I Heart You Like Bigfoot...
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... so we put Bigfoot on a Bigfoot on a big foot so you can... do something involving Bigfoot that is in keeping with the structure of the Xzibit meme... - Matty Malaprop

Talk About a Fickle Pickle

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Talk About a Fickle Pickle
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He's not above doing whatever it takes to preserve his illustrious and self-indulgent reputation. - Matty Malaprop