He's not above doing whatever it takes to preserve his illustrious and self-indulgent reputation. - Matty Malaprop
See what I did there? Eh? Eh? - Matty Malaprop
Don't call her fat though; she's just big-boned. - Matty Malaprop
Sure, you're paying more than $2,000 for a burger. But have you ever eaten another burger in your life that allowed you to emulate the original Oregon Trail? I DIDN'T THINK SO! - Matty Malaprop
What, were you expecting some sort of cosmic explosion? Do you see Carl Sagan anywhere around here? I didn't think so. - Matty Malaprop
... not to say that I'm going to go out of my way and find the video this screenshot comes from. Oh no. That would be far too easy. - Matty Malaprop
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