Talk About a Fickle Pickle

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Talk About a Fickle Pickle
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He's not above doing whatever it takes to preserve his illustrious and self-indulgent reputation. - Matty Malaprop

A Big Mistake

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A Big Mistake
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Don't call her fat though; she's just big-boned. - Matty Malaprop

The Most Expensive Fast Food Ever?

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The Most Expensive Fast Food Ever?
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Sure, you're paying more than $2,000 for a burger. But have you ever eaten another burger in your life that allowed you to emulate the original Oregon Trail? I DIDN'T THINK SO! - Matty Malaprop

The Big Bang

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The Big Bang
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What, were you expecting some sort of cosmic explosion? Do you see Carl Sagan anywhere around here? I didn't think so. - Matty Malaprop

Nice Use of Your Screenshot Program, Submitter

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Nice Use of Your Screenshot Program, Submitter
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... not to say that I'm going to go out of my way and find the video this screenshot comes from. Oh no. That would be far too easy. - Matty Malaprop