From Ecclesiastes 3:13: "That every mantis may eat and drink, and find satisfaction in all his toil -- this is the gift of Ceiling Mantis." - Matty Malaprop
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It's in the Bible, folks, so it has to be true. - Matty Malaprop
Don't get me wrong, I love me some "Origin of Species," but it's hard to deny that the Bible is a much heavier read. - Matty Malaprop
Well, this is quite a loaded pun, now isn't it...? - Matty Malaprop
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