Well, this is quite a loaded pun, now isn't it...? - Matty Malaprop
It's in the Bible, folks, so it has to be true. - Matty Malaprop
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Don't get me wrong, I love me some "Origin of Species," but it's hard to deny that the Bible is a much heavier read. - Matty Malaprop
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