The Most Ascetic Insect

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From Ecclesiastes 3:13: "That every mantis may eat and drink, and find satisfaction in all his toil -- this is the gift of Ceiling Mantis." - Matty Malaprop

Pontius Pilates

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Pontius Pilates - the natural workout for your average roman citizen

God Hates Figs

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It's in the Bible, folks, so it has to be true. - Matty Malaprop

The Bible Supports Evolution!

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Don't get me wrong, I love me some "Origin of Species," but it's hard to deny that the Bible is a much heavier read. - Matty Malaprop

Shepards Watched Their Phlox by Knight

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Well, this is quite a loaded pun, now isn't it...? - Matty Malaprop

His Wife is the Hostess With the Moses

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For Christ's Sake!

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He can turn water into rice-wine!