HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WHEN I HAVE A KNIFE INSIDE ME????

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A Brush With Death

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But the real question is: How does he do in a game of Chess? - Matty Malaprop

I Pity the Brew

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A Marked Improvement, if You Ask Me

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I'd really love it if rottenray could help me paint my House. He clearly has a knack for color coordination. - Matty Malaprop

And Here I Thought We Were Gonna Strip Nickelback of Their 'Worst Band' Title

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So here's the thing. This is a möbius strip. This is a Mobius Band. DON'T GET IT TWISTED (LOL LIKE A MOBIUS STRIP IS) GUYS! - Matty Malaprop