Also, full of pizzazz. That's another thing you can call an alligator in a vest. - Matty Malaprop
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When I finished reading this pun, I audibly hyuck finned. - Matty Malaprop
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... but what about Bob? I thought he was Jewish? - Matty Malaprop
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