best ever

Via: Married to the Sea
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This is eggsactly the thing I needed to brighten my otherwise dreary day! - Matty Malaprop

Via: Reddit
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Also, full of pizzazz. That's another thing you can call an alligator in a vest. - Matty Malaprop

By failbLOLg (Via: The Pun King)
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6) If you have a German friend who thinks Scandinavian dudes are super hot, then she's really into Men-Thors. - Matty Malaprop