Such Sage Advice!

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Such Sage Advice!
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This is eggsactly the thing I needed to brighten my otherwise dreary day! - Matty Malaprop

And Happy Groundhog's Day!

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And Happy Groundhog's Day!
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... but what about Bob? I thought he was Jewish? - Matty Malaprop

Examples of Mentors

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Examples of Mentors
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6) If you have a German friend who thinks Scandinavian dudes are super hot, then she's really into Men-Thors. - Matty Malaprop

A Good Question, a Great Answer

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A Good Question, a Great Answer
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Also, full of pizzazz. That's another thing you can call an alligator in a vest. - Matty Malaprop