I've always preferred carrying a switch blade, but you can only dislocate your shoulder so many times before you start to feel it in the morning. - Matty Malaprop
Say what you will, but I still maintain the best ever pickup line is "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" - Matty Malaprop
Note the quotes in my headline. That's the title of this video. I think these two have a wildly different opinion than myself re: the meaning of "best." - Matty Malaprop
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