Maybe It's the Sharptooth's Fault?

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Only tangentially related: DO NOT look up how the voice actor for Ducky died. It will give you nightmares. - Matty Malaprop

That Skit Was Her Hair Pièce de Résistance

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In my opinion, she's always at her best when her characters are wiiging out. - Matty Malaprop

He Must Be in Prison Often Since His Voice Ain't Ever Free

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... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop

How People Viewmaster

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No offense, "how people view me" dude, but Viewmasters are waaaaaaaaaaay cooler than you could ever hope to be. #nostalgiaformylostchildhood - Matty Malaprop

And I Do Mean ALWAYS

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Otherwise you run the risk of contaminating your meal with that disgusting eggzema you just can't seem to get rid of. - Matty Malaprop