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By Unknown
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You know, the golden days... when the music was hot and so were the groupies. - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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Clearly this joke is just shamelessly pandering to all the "30 Rock" fans out there. - Matty Malaprop

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Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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He also plays the xylophone and hangs out at diners with Iggy Pop! Is there anything this man can't do?? - Matty Malaprop

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By Mikau Kahn
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Did you remember to bring the replacement bulb for the camera? You didn't. Well, crap. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop