Then She Grilled Me About the Meeting

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I played along though, in hopes she would leek information that I could relay to the campus carnivores. - Matty Malaprop

With Great Facial Hair Comes Great Responsibility

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I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop

I C What You D'd There

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What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop

Wally? When Did You Get Here?

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Did you remember to bring the replacement bulb for the camera? You didn't. Well, crap. - Matty Malaprop

Tom Waits...

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He also plays the xylophone and hangs out at diners with Iggy Pop! Is there anything this man can't do?? - Matty Malaprop

Back When it Was Trve Kvlt

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You know, the golden days... when the music was hot and so were the groupies. - Matty Malaprop

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