I'm Partial to the Canine One, Myself

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I'm Partial to the Canine One, Myself
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At least she'll be floofy and man's best friend even if her career starts to go down a ruff path! - Matty Malaprop

I'm Holding Out for Handlebar Potter, Personally

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I'm Holding Out for Handlebar Potter, Personally
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Mostly because then I'd have reason to loudly exclaim: "You're a greaser, Harry!" - Matty Malaprop

He Must Be in Prison Often Since His Voice Ain't Ever Free

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He Must Be in Prison Often Since His Voice Ain't Ever Free
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... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop

That Skit Was Her Hair Pièce de Résistance

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That Skit Was Her Hair Pièce de Résistance
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In my opinion, she's always at her best when her characters are wiiging out. - Matty Malaprop

Wally? When Did You Get Here?

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Wally? When Did You Get Here?
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Did you remember to bring the replacement bulb for the camera? You didn't. Well, crap. - Matty Malaprop

Because Less is Moore... Right?

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Because Less is Moore... Right?
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Oh right, he WASN'T the guy who created Supersize Me. That's the joke! - Matty Malaprop