I played along though, in hopes she would leek information that I could relay to the campus carnivores. - Matty Malaprop
I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop
What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop
Did you remember to bring the replacement bulb for the camera? You didn't. Well, crap. - Matty Malaprop
He also plays the xylophone and hangs out at diners with Iggy Pop! Is there anything this man can't do?? - Matty Malaprop
You know, the golden days... when the music was hot and so were the groupies. - Matty Malaprop
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