Classic Newb Hipster Mistake!

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Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop

Ain't Nuffin' Gonna Stop My Muffin Top

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after,before,literalism,muffin,nothing,related,similar sounding
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Clearly this joke is just shamelessly pandering to all the "30 Rock" fans out there. - Matty Malaprop

Back When it Was Trve Kvlt

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You know, the golden days... when the music was hot and so were the groupies. - Matty Malaprop

I C What You D'd There

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after,before,CD player,dont,homophone,now,see,vanished
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What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop

Tom Waits...

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He also plays the xylophone and hangs out at diners with Iggy Pop! Is there anything this man can't do?? - Matty Malaprop

And I Do Mean ALWAYS

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always,before,dinner,hands,hens,literalism,rule,similar sounding,wash
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Otherwise you run the risk of contaminating your meal with that disgusting eggzema you just can't seem to get rid of. - Matty Malaprop

'The Raven' Was a Ravin' Success!

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And they said he could never make an easy living off his art! - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Heads up, Punmasters! Starting tomorrow, So Much Pun will officially be a part of Memebase! That's the only change, though; I'll still be in charge of things 'round these punny parts!

If you want to avoid any downtime, make sure to change your bookmark to http://memebase.cheezburger.com/puns tomorrow morning! Thanks, and see you all again soon! - Matty Malaprop