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I played along though, in hopes she would leek information that I could relay to the campus carnivores. - Matty Malaprop

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By Mikau Kahn
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Did you remember to bring the replacement bulb for the camera? You didn't. Well, crap. - Matty Malaprop

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Let us rumen-ate on where she might have come from, shall we? - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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He also plays the xylophone and hangs out at diners with Iggy Pop! Is there anything this man can't do?? - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Reddit
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And they said he could never make an easy living off his art! - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Heads up, Punmasters! Starting tomorrow, So Much Pun will officially be a part of Memebase! That's the only change, though; I'll still be in charge of things 'round these punny parts!

If you want to avoid any downtime, make sure to change your bookmark to http://memebase.cheezburger.com/puns tomorrow morning! Thanks, and see you all again soon! - Matty Malaprop

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I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop

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