Because Less is Moore... Right?

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Because Less is Moore... Right?
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Oh right, he WASN'T the guy who created Supersize Me. That's the joke! - Matty Malaprop

Ain't Nuffin' Gonna Stop My Muffin Top

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Ain't Nuffin' Gonna Stop My Muffin Top
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Clearly this joke is just shamelessly pandering to all the "30 Rock" fans out there. - Matty Malaprop

He Must Be in Prison Often Since His Voice Ain't Ever Free

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He Must Be in Prison Often Since His Voice Ain't Ever Free
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... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop

I C What You D'd There

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I C What You D'd There
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What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop

How People Viewmaster

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How People Viewmaster
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No offense, "how people view me" dude, but Viewmasters are waaaaaaaaaaay cooler than you could ever hope to be. #nostalgiaformylostchildhood - Matty Malaprop

Maybe It's the Sharptooth's Fault?

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Maybe It's the Sharptooth's Fault?
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Only tangentially related: DO NOT look up how the voice actor for Ducky died. It will give you nightmares. - Matty Malaprop