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answer before burn coffee cool double meaning hipster literalism question sip tongue - 6613020416
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Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop

after before literalism muffin nothing related similar sounding - 4910426624
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Clearly this joke is just shamelessly pandering to all the "30 Rock" fans out there. - Matty Malaprop

after before CD player dont homophone now see vanished - 3946005504
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What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop

metal cool literalism molten double meaning before - 6891841792
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You know, the golden days... when the music was hot and so were the groupies. - Matty Malaprop

after before double meaning literalism strikes striking surname Tom Waits waiting - 6356871936
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He also plays the xylophone and hangs out at diners with Iggy Pop! Is there anything this man can't do?? - Matty Malaprop

after before double meaning hairy Hall of Fame Harry Potter homophone literalism shaved - 5901554944
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Mostly because then I'd have reason to loudly exclaim: "You're a greaser, Harry!" - Matty Malaprop