Clearly this joke is just shamelessly pandering to all the "30 Rock" fans out there. - Matty Malaprop
Mostly because then I'd have reason to loudly exclaim: "You're a greaser, Harry!" - Matty Malaprop
What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop
Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop
... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop
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