They're the Best of the Borscht

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My only complaint is the unflattering way in which they tend to turn your ears purple with every wear. - Matty Malaprop

Dope Beets

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I'm not big into the drug culture... if you ask me, stoners and their ilk are absolutely the borscht. - Matty Malaprop

You Guys Like Hip-Hop?

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And all this time, here I was thinking R&B stood for rhythm and blues, when in fact it means rutabagas and beets! - Matty Malaprop

Cooking with Grillex

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Punmaster Travis says: "Hard to trust him with the bass... he can't seem to grip it too well."

I'm not much of a dubstep fan, but I do WUB me a nice home-cooked meal! - Matty Malaprop