Beets By Dre

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replacement,beets,literalism,headphones,beats by dre,beats
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Well, they do call them cans for a reason, you know... - Matty Malaprop

Cooking with Grillex

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skrillex,shoop,cooking,beets,literalism,grill,homophones,bass,double meaning,beats
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Punmaster Travis says: "Hard to trust him with the bass... he can't seem to grip it too well."

I'm not much of a dubstep fan, but I do WUB me a nice home-cooked meal! - Matty Malaprop

Got Some Raw Beetz For Ya

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question,beets,similar sounding,literalism,double meaning,beats
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Punmaster kaylawardle says: "After the bars closed in Atlanta, my friends and I were walking down the streets of midtown when we passed this random guy and his friends on the street. They invited us into their loft to continue drinking so we agreed without hesitation. Then this happened."

Beets goin' home at the end of the night, if you ask me! - Matty Malaprop

Dope Beets

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beats,beets,dope,double meaning,literalism
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I'm not big into the drug culture... if you ask me, stoners and their ilk are absolutely the borscht. - Matty Malaprop