I Tend to Prefer IPAs, But...

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I Tend to Prefer IPAs, But...
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I'll settle for this, I guess. State-dependent memory dictates that I can only function while drunk, so at least taking a few sips of this will help the lightbulb come back on... - Matty Malaprop

That's Some Willy Wonka Bullsh*t Right There!

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That's Some Willy Wonka Bullsh*t Right There!
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Or maybe they just mixed it all with Red Bull in order to give it wings? - Matty Malaprop

Ugh, Beer Snobs

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Ugh, Beer Snobs
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They always get so upset when their booze comes to them in a Ballet! I've always preferred my swill on Flamenco, but at least I know how to compromise! - Matty Malaprop