The Hazards of Overconsumption

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Every beard-induced hangover I've ever had has been nothing short of a hair-raising experience. - Matty Malaprop

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That's Some Willy Wonka Bullsh*t Right There!

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Or maybe they just mixed it all with Red Bull in order to give it wings? - Matty Malaprop

Same Great Taste, Now With Added Innuendo!

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Put this one down on the list of "things I'm glad are really actually truly really real." - Matty Malaprop