Yes, I did steal my headline for this post from one of the Aladdin films. YOU WANNA MAKE SOMETHING OF IT, CHUMP???????? - Matty Malaprop

Every beard-induced hangover I've ever had has been nothing short of a hair-raising experience. - Matty Malaprop

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Or maybe they just mixed it all with Red Bull in order to give it wings? - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster dbfnq says: "So I made the first pun that came to my head, and it just so happened to be..."

He asked us: "Be ye pale ales?" And we said: "Nay! We are but cornish (ROCK!)!" - Matty Malaprop

Put this one down on the list of "things I'm glad are really actually truly really real." - Matty Malaprop