There's a monster under my bed

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Check My Closet Too Dad

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How To Sleep Like a Baby

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Drive Thru, Murrica Style

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When They Start to Lumber Toward You, RUN!

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Somnambulance has never seemed so serious. - Matty Malaprop

Sweet Dreams!

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Their relationship is a sticky situation, sure, but when two people fawn over each other as much as they do, you really can't deny them anything. - Matty Malaprop

The Secret is the Goose Down Fertlizer

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If you just think of the germination cycle for these perennials as their sleep number, then this whole completely mangled metaphor starts to effortlessly piece itself together... yeah... except not at all. - Matty Malaprop