Check My Closet Too Dad

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There's a monster under my bed

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Sweet Dreams!

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Their relationship is a sticky situation, sure, but when two people fawn over each other as much as they do, you really can't deny them anything. - Matty Malaprop

Drive Thru, Murrica Style

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The Secret is the Goose Down Fertlizer

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If you just think of the germination cycle for these perennials as their sleep number, then this whole completely mangled metaphor starts to effortlessly piece itself together... yeah... except not at all. - Matty Malaprop

How To Sleep Like a Baby

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This is Probably Not the Breakfast in Bed They Wanted

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