You Otter Beaver-y Embarrassed Right Now

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Did you know that this otter is related to the honey badger? Yeah, it's true! They both don't care! - Matty Malaprop

He's Gonna Buck That Body of Water Up!

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... with his buckteeth, I mean. HAHAHAHAHAHA AREN'T I JUST SO PUNNY (hint: I'm really not.)? - Matty Malaprop