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Owlie's been known to rock beets so hard he turns them into straight-up jams. Good on ya, Owlie. - Matty Malaprop

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That beet is sick! ... so you might want to keep him from contaminating most of the things in your apartment with his gnarly germs... - Matty Malaprop