Please tell me this whole fauna-filled ordeal has reached its illogical conclusion... pretty please? - Matty Malaprop
Bear dumplings! Bear-baked beans! Bear chicken, and yes that's a real thing and I know because the recipe book said so! - Matty Malaprop
When it comes to polarity, there are no wrongs or whites, only positives and negatives. #ThatJokeWasBadAndIFeelBad - Matty Malaprop
Gotta say, that's a mighty fine lacquer job you did there, bear! - Matty Malaprop
He didn't even feel alive. He was just bearly holding on to his sanity toward the end there. - Matty Malaprop
Poorly drawn bear arms are bear arms all the same! No bear-taxation without equal bear-representation! Etc.! - Matty Malaprop
OKAY I GET IT HIS NAME LENDS ITSELF TO VERY LITERAL INTERPRETATIONS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP NOW?? - Matty Malaprop
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