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bare bear building built double meaning hands homophone literalism - 6567777536
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Gotta say, that's a mighty fine lacquer job you did there, bear! - Matty Malaprop

bear bear hug double meaning hug hugging literalism lolwut - 5588290048
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Nothing says love quite like a bear in a sweater does. - Matty Malaprop

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I have one final question: Did you, or did you not, steal these poor campers' pic-a-nic basket? - Matty Malaprop

bear double meaning literalism minus plus polar polar bear polarity poles bad puns - 5381395712
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... because last I checked, I could have sworn the expulsion of excrement was a subtraction from a being... - Matty Malaprop