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Because for most men on the internet, this is the only way they'll ever be able to munch carpet. - Matty Malaprop

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I have one final question: Did you, or did you not, steal these poor campers' pic-a-nic basket? - Matty Malaprop

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He'll be ready soon, I promise. He just needs to get his outfit ursussed out. - Matty Malaprop

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