It's Been Done to So Much Death It's Now a Zombie Pun

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bear,bear grylls,cliché,double meaning,grill,grilling,grills,literalism
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OKAY I GET IT HIS NAME LENDS ITSELF TO VERY LITERAL INTERPRETATIONS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP NOW?? - Matty Malaprop

Two Kinds of GRILLS

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bear,bear grylls,concept,difference,former,grills,homophones,latter,literalism,name,similar sounding
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He's Been There for Hours and He's Just Bearly Starting to Color

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bear,literalism,lolwut,polar,polar bear,rhyme,rhyming,similar sounding,solar,sunning,tanning
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How many UV rays would a bare-bottomed bear soak up if a bare-bottomed bear soaked up UV rays? - Matty Malaprop

A Must-Have in Every Home

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bear,bear skin rug,double meaning,gummy,gummy bear,Hall of Fame,literalism,rug,skin
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Because for most men on the internet, this is the only way they'll ever be able to munch carpet. - Matty Malaprop

Ursus V. Them

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bear,candy,delicioso,double meaning,gummy,gummy bear,gummy bears,Hall of Fame,literalism,Mexican,oso,similar sounding,spanish,word
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The Hunt for Red Octobear

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bear,hunt for red october,illustration,KGB,literalism,octo,octobear,Soviet Russia,Tom Clancy
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I Honestly Don't Know Which One I'd Prefer

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idiom,bear,misinterpretation,homophones,Command,bare
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And then she shouted "BAYER WITH ME!" ... and everyone turned into aspirin. - Matty Malaprop