It's Been Done to So Much Death It's Now a Zombie Pun

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bear,bear grylls,cliché,double meaning,grill,grilling,grills,literalism
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OKAY I GET IT HIS NAME LENDS ITSELF TO VERY LITERAL INTERPRETATIONS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP NOW?? - Matty Malaprop

A Must-Have in Every Home

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bear,bear skin rug,double meaning,gummy,gummy bear,Hall of Fame,literalism,rug,skin
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Because for most men on the internet, this is the only way they'll ever be able to munch carpet. - Matty Malaprop

Well, This Escalated Quickly...

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alpaca,animal puns,animals,bear,elephant,giraffes,hawk,horse,koala,lion,minnow,Owl,variations on a theme
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Please tell me this whole fauna-filled ordeal has reached its illogical conclusion... pretty please? - Matty Malaprop

I Can't Decide Which I Like Better

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bear,bear grylls,grill,grilling,Hall of Fame,homophone,literalism,man vs wild,similar sounding
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Perhaps the only thing better would be a bear with a grill and Bear Grylls grilling bear meat at a grilling festival? - Matty Malaprop