Well, This Escalated Quickly...

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alpaca,animal puns,animals,bear,elephant,giraffes,hawk,horse,koala,lion,minnow,Owl,variations on a theme
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Please tell me this whole fauna-filled ordeal has reached its illogical conclusion... pretty please? - Matty Malaprop

Surprise! They're All Made Using Real Bear!

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Bear dumplings! Bear-baked beans! Bear chicken, and yes that's a real thing and I know because the recipe book said so! - Matty Malaprop

POLAR BEAR

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When it comes to polarity, there are no wrongs or whites, only positives and negatives. #ThatJokeWasBadAndIFeelBad - Matty Malaprop

He Picked Himself Up by His Clawstraps

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Gotta say, that's a mighty fine lacquer job you did there, bear! - Matty Malaprop

What a Grizzly Spectacle...

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He didn't even feel alive. He was just bearly holding on to his sanity toward the end there. - Matty Malaprop

Second Amendment FTW

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Poorly drawn bear arms are bear arms all the same! No bear-taxation without equal bear-representation! Etc.! - Matty Malaprop

It's Been Done to So Much Death It's Now a Zombie Pun

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bear,bear grylls,cliché,double meaning,grill,grilling,grills,literalism
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OKAY I GET IT HIS NAME LENDS ITSELF TO VERY LITERAL INTERPRETATIONS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP NOW?? - Matty Malaprop

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