Second Amendment FTW

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Second Amendment FTW
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Poorly drawn bear arms are bear arms all the same! No bear-taxation without equal bear-representation! Etc.! - Matty Malaprop

POLAR BEAR

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POLAR BEAR
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When it comes to polarity, there are no wrongs or whites, only positives and negatives. #ThatJokeWasBadAndIFeelBad - Matty Malaprop

It's Been Done to So Much Death It's Now a Zombie Pun

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It's Been Done to So Much Death It's Now a Zombie Pun
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OKAY I GET IT HIS NAME LENDS ITSELF TO VERY LITERAL INTERPRETATIONS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP NOW?? - Matty Malaprop

The Court Will Now Take a Brief... Hibernation

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The Court Will Now Take a Brief... Hibernation
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I have one final question: Did you, or did you not, steal these poor campers' pic-a-nic basket? - Matty Malaprop