They led me right to it! All I had to do was string them along with promises of freedom. They were hooked on my lies as soon as I started speaking! - Matty Malaprop
Always make sure your LOLsabers are ready for battle!
Something something Bangarang something something. Or something like that. Also Thor? - Matty Malaprop
Set humor to ludicrous speed!
Were it not for its abysmal soundtrack, I would TOTALLY watch this show. - Matty Malaprop
Skrillex approves this video. - Matty Malaprop
Being bass ackwards has never been so sexy. Or something like that. YOU CAN'T WRITE GOLD ALL THE TIME DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY JEEZ. - Matty Malaprop
I wouldn't call it total carp, but dubstep really just isn't my cup of tea. - Matty Malaprop
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