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The police barked up the right tree
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If the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, then it certainly doesn't rot far from it either. - Matty Malaprop

Untitled
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I know it's kind of a classic at this point, but to be quite honest with you, I find Jurassic Park to be quite repugnant. - Matty Malaprop

Cute puppies and funny doggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

Via: Crankshaft
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You can use a joke like this time and again, but its humor value will always be evergreen. - Matty Malaprop

George Lucas's original script
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... George Lucas predicted the rise of Kobe Bryant? That's more of an accomplishment than Episodes I, II and III COMBINED! - Matty Malaprop