It has to be this representation of a Barbie-Q. The dolls can't bend into curved shapes to save their lives. - Matty Malaprop
Looks to me like Barbie finally got some tail! - Matty Malaprop
... but just long enough to blanche them. If you Kendoll the flame too much, you might singe their blonde tips! - Matty Malaprop
Trolls need to get their nom-related priorities straight; there ain't no meat on that doll's bones! - Matty Malaprop
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