This'll Boost Poll Numbers for SURE

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I tend to try and keep my political opinions to myself, but I will say it's a sherbet that I'm voting for Obama this election. - Matty Malaprop

Dear Obama's Speechwriter: YOU'RE FIRED!

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Just Look at Those Presidential Pumps!

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And as your resident male punmaster, I hereby absolve myself from knowing what pumps actually look like, so my above title maintains both its integrity and its alliteration. - Matty Malaprop

One More Reason He's Good for America!

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He's really pushing for a greener campaign with this year's election coming up! - Matty Malaprop

Public Appearances Really Blow

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Yes Pecan

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The Best Way to Preserve Obama's Presidency...

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Down with foreign policy! Up with delicious victuals! - Matty Malaprop