I tend to try and keep my political opinions to myself, but I will say it's a sherbet that I'm voting for Obama this election. - Matty Malaprop
And as your resident male punmaster, I hereby absolve myself from knowing what pumps actually look like, so my above title maintains both its integrity and its alliteration. - Matty Malaprop
He's really pushing for a greener campaign with this year's election coming up! - Matty Malaprop
Down with foreign policy! Up with delicious victuals! - Matty Malaprop
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