Maybe Romney Winning Isn't an Abomination.

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Oh, those terrorists and their turbane opinions... - Matty Malaprop

Just Look at Those Presidential Pumps!

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And as your resident male punmaster, I hereby absolve myself from knowing what pumps actually look like, so my above title maintains both its integrity and its alliteration. - Matty Malaprop

One More Reason He's Good for America!

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He's really pushing for a greener campaign with this year's election coming up! - Matty Malaprop