... And Then What?

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I'll tell you the rest of the joke in a minute, I promise, but I need to get over the hurdle that is the lead in first. - Matty Malaprop

Hold the Scotch, She's Watching Her Weight

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And besides, it's never a bad idea to moderate your drinking when you're a diabetic. - Matty Malaprop

WHY ISN'T THIS A REAL THING WHYYYYYYYY

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Any chance I have any readers who work at major food corporations? I NEED this to exist IRL, and I need it NOW. - Matty Malaprop