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And besides, it's never a bad idea to moderate your drinking when you're a diabetic. - Matty Malaprop

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Judging from a quick scan of the audience, I'm fairly certain every event they host is a black tie affair. - Matty Malaprop

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I'll tell you the rest of the joke in a minute, I promise, but I need to get over the hurdle that is the lead in first. - Matty Malaprop

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He then proceeded to ask for some mixed nuts for his walk back to his apartment, but the bartender just shook his head. "Sorry sir, we can't do that either. They're on the house." - Matty Malaprop