'The Best Joke Ever!' (?)

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Note the quotes in my headline. That's the title of this video. I think these two have a wildly different opinion than myself re: the meaning of "best." - Matty Malaprop

The Prices Are a Little Steep, Though...

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The Prices Are a Little Steep, Though...
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Judging from a quick scan of the audience, I'm fairly certain every event they host is a black tie affair. - Matty Malaprop

... And Then What?

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... And Then What?
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I'll tell you the rest of the joke in a minute, I promise, but I need to get over the hurdle that is the lead in first. - Matty Malaprop

Tip Your Waitress, Etc.

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Tip Your Waitress, Etc.
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He then proceeded to ask for some mixed nuts for his walk back to his apartment, but the bartender just shook his head. "Sorry sir, we can't do that either. They're on the house." - Matty Malaprop