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And besides, it's never a bad idea to moderate your drinking when you're a diabetic. - Matty Malaprop

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He then proceeded to ask for some mixed nuts for his walk back to his apartment, but the bartender just shook his head. "Sorry sir, we can't do that either. They're on the house." - Matty Malaprop

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Judging from a quick scan of the audience, I'm fairly certain every event they host is a black tie affair. - Matty Malaprop

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