Literary Pulp at Its Angstiest!

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band,double meaning,literalism,my chemical romance,novel,Pulp,romance,song,trash
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I've heard good things, but I worry this particular piece won't conform to my disCERNing literary taste. - Matty Malaprop

Not With That Attitude You Won't!

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Bad Joke Eel,1023 mb,gig,double meaning,literalism,band,show,data,unit of measurement
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Maybe you'll have better luck gaining exposure if you upload your music to the internet? - Matty Malaprop

Lost Money on a Horse

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Was its name Chips Ahoy!? Well, it doesn't matter really. Just try and Hold Steady next time and you'll probably come out okay. - Matty Malaprop

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