Because bacon and nekkid shenanigans should ALWAYS go hand-in-hand! - Matty Malaprop

... the title of this post is what I'm imagining the cactus says in the next panel of this comic. Because anthropomorphic cactuses with a taste for bacon. Or something. - Matty Malaprop

I'll keep on loving you, and you can't pancake me do otherwise! - Matty Malaprop

I just had... breakfast? - Matty Malaprop