I've Got Plenty of Friends, Thankyouverymuch!

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I Feel Like This Conversation Has Maybe Been TRUNKated...

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Look at these two, lumbering their way through a totally insignificant birch-fest.

... sorry, that was terrible AND non-sensical. I just don't know that many tree-related puns... :( - Matty Malaprop

Thanks, God. Now I'm Really Crabby.

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Oh, come on, don't act like you didn't chuckle at this Capricorny joke! - Matty Malaprop

Ce Parlez en Francais, S'il Vous Plait!

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Unsurprisingly, the student in question was denied permission to relieve herself. The correct response was "puis-je utiliser les toilettes?" - Matty Malaprop

Advice to Live and Die By

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She Must Be Really Pissed!

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If I can offer my two cents, I'd say she's kind of being a bad (water)sport about the whole ordeal, honestly... - Matty Malaprop