OH COME ON you expect me to not find myself stuck on a name as old-school and uncommon as Elmer? - Matty Malaprop

Let's just hope it doesn't Fall while perched on such an awkward precipice. - Matty Malaprop

I GET IT AND IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE GLOBE IS A THEATER IN LONDON HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh wait that wasn't actually that funny... - Matty Malaprop

Be keffiyeh what you wish for, tie. You just might get it. - Matty Malaprop