'Fire at Will!!!'

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'Fire at Will!!!'
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"Seriously you guys, can we fire at Lenny for a change? Or maybe at Charles. Help me out here..." - Matty Malaprop

Styx's Greatest Hit!!

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Styx's Greatest Hit!!
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LOL-worthy literalism, Batman! - Matty Malaprop

I've Always Preferred Elbowies, But Maybe That's Just Me

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I've Always Preferred Elbowies, But Maybe That's Just Me
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Problematically, my father spent 18 years as a Shoulder in the U.S. Skeleton Corps, so my military allegiances haves always been a bit schizophrenic. - Matty Malaprop