They used to be friends, but the whole situation turned sour after lefty broke their sacred Lemon Pledge. - Matty Malaprop
They're just following in the footsteps of their now marble-cast philosophical predecessors. - Matty Malaprop
Every time Harry naysays, Voldemort Avada Kedavras a kitten. - Matty Malaprop
Only tangentially related, I imagine Alan Rickman crying would be one of the saddest things to witness in the entire world.
Seems to me like these to just can't see i-to-pi. - Matty Malaprop
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