You Couldn't Be More Ron

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You Couldn't Be More Ron
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Every time Harry naysays, Voldemort Avada Kedavras a kitten. - Matty Malaprop

Touché, Harry. Touché.

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Touché, Harry. Touché.
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Only tangentially related, I imagine Alan Rickman crying would be one of the saddest things to witness in the entire world.

They Just Keep Marble Topping Each Other

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They Just Keep Marble Topping Each Other
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They used to be friends, but the whole situation turned sour after lefty broke their sacred Lemon Pledge. - Matty Malaprop

I Find Your Argument Wholly Irrational!

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I Find Your Argument Wholly Irrational!
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Seems to me like these to just can't see i-to-pi. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: A Counter Argument

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SMP CLASSIC: A Counter Argument
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They're just following in the footsteps of their now marble-cast philosophical predecessors. - Matty Malaprop