Seems to me like these to just can't see i-to-pi. - Matty Malaprop

They're just following in the footsteps of their now marble-cast philosophical predecessors. - Matty Malaprop

Only tangentially related, I imagine Alan Rickman crying would be one of the saddest things to witness in the entire world.

They used to be friends, but the whole situation turned sour after lefty broke their sacred Lemon Pledge. - Matty Malaprop

Every time Harry naysays, Voldemort Avada Kedavras a kitten. - Matty Malaprop