I'm always quite impressed when people tackle puns from this particular angle. - Matty Malaprop

Where is its halo? You mean its elliptical alternate trajectory, daddy? - Matty Malaprop

I'm not saying he doesn't deserve his fame, I'm just saying I hate when people exploit various angles to achieve success. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, I'm not trying to be too terribly judgmental here, but those hot angles are always just so obtuse. - Matty Malaprop

It may act all acute, but angles like this are totally obtuse on the inside (except not actually, but lol no1curr math is for the birds!). - Matty Malaprop

"What was her name?" "Celes." "Oh! I saw Celes the other day! She really is a cute girl!" - Matty Malaprop