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Jason Schwartzman, why are you the greatest human being? - Matty Malaprop

This is Me Around My Friends

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This is Me Around My Friends
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No, seriously, this comic is my life. And my middle name is STEVEN. GET OUT OF MY HEAD COMIC CREATOR!! - Matty Malaprop

French Prince of Bel-Air

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French Prince of Bel-Air
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He was your perfectly average teenager until he croissanted paths with the wrong kind of kids... - Matty Malaprop

I Always Knew Rick Ross Was a Phenomenologist

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I Always Knew Rick Ross Was a Phenomenologist
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I mean really, how can you hear the lyric "I never needed acceptance from you outsiders / Had cyphers with Yeezy before his mouth wired" and not immediately think of Heidegger's mentor and the father of modern phenomenology? - Matty Malaprop

A Good Question, a Great Answer

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A Good Question, a Great Answer
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Also, full of pizzazz. That's another thing you can call an alligator in a vest. - Matty Malaprop

Paul's Boozetique

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Paul's Boozetique
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Do you think this magical drink was brewed up by a Hot Sauce Committee? - Matty Malaprop