I Always Knew Rick Ross Was a Phenomenologist

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I Always Knew Rick Ross Was a Phenomenologist
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I mean really, how can you hear the lyric "I never needed acceptance from you outsiders / Had cyphers with Yeezy before his mouth wired" and not immediately think of Heidegger's mentor and the father of modern phenomenology? - Matty Malaprop

A Good Question, a Great Answer

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A Good Question, a Great Answer
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Also, full of pizzazz. That's another thing you can call an alligator in a vest. - Matty Malaprop

Paul's Boozetique

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Paul's Boozetique
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Do you think this magical drink was brewed up by a Hot Sauce Committee? - Matty Malaprop

That's an Opinion You Can Have About it, Sure...

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That's an Opinion You Can Have About it, Sure...
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... but I don't really get the punch line... maybe it's just too labyrinthian for my small brain to understand! - Matty Malaprop

French Prince of Bel-Air

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French Prince of Bel-Air
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He was your perfectly average teenager until he croissanted paths with the wrong kind of kids... - Matty Malaprop

It's the Can't-See Movie of the Year!

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It's the Can't-See Movie of the Year!
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There are no words. I'm dead now. From laughing too hard. - Matty Malaprop

P.S. SERVICE CHIHUAHUAS AREN'T A REAL THING COME ON NOW REESE. - Matty Malaprop