I mean really, how can you hear the lyric "I never needed acceptance from you outsiders / Had cyphers with Yeezy before his mouth wired" and not immediately think of Heidegger's mentor and the father of modern phenomenology? - Matty Malaprop
Also, full of pizzazz. That's another thing you can call an alligator in a vest. - Matty Malaprop
Do you think this magical drink was brewed up by a Hot Sauce Committee? - Matty Malaprop
... but I don't really get the punch line... maybe it's just too labyrinthian for my small brain to understand! - Matty Malaprop
He was your perfectly average teenager until he croissanted paths with the wrong kind of kids... - Matty Malaprop
There are no words. I'm dead now. From laughing too hard. - Matty Malaprop
P.S. SERVICE CHIHUAHUAS AREN'T A REAL THING COME ON NOW REESE. - Matty Malaprop
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