Musical drinking games

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A fifth and an augmented fifth

Hold the Scotch, She's Watching Her Weight

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And besides, it's never a bad idea to moderate your drinking when you're a diabetic. - Matty Malaprop

He's Going to Feel Like a Foul Ball in the Morning, I Reckon

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Unrelated to this joke: Why don't more people use the phrase "I reckon" nowadays? It's just so fun to say! - Matty Malaprop

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Soberingly Honesty Halloween Party Glasses

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Bordeaux collie

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Your Drunken Slur Never Sounded So Good

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