Walter, don't! I paid like $25 for that after tax! - Matty Malaprop

Vader's reaction to "Money": "The force is song with this one." #Rimshot #ThatWasAwful - Matty Malaprop

When I find myself in times of fatness, Mother Wii Fit comes to me... - Matty Malaprop

American Idiots: (n) People who actually enjoy all non-'90s music made by Green Day. - Matty Malaprop

Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that pen in your hand? - Matty Malaprop

Are We Not Canines? We Are Devo! - Matty Malaprop