I think this pun needs more cowbell... - Matty Malaprop
The peasants are revolting? You can say that again. #PunsILearnedFromWizardOfId - Matty Malaprop
It's kind of a catch-22, really. If you don't bet on the headless horseman, you're probably going to get murdered. If you do bet on the headless horseman, your wallet's probably going to get murdered. CONUNDRUM. - Matty Malaprop
Be keffiyeh what you wish for, tie. You just might get it. - Matty Malaprop
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