These Boots Were Made For... Talkin'?

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I think this pun needs more cowbell... - Matty Malaprop

And You Certainly Don't Want Your Car Stir-Fried

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But I'd Really Rather Knot Stay Here Alone

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Be keffiyeh what you wish for, tie. You just might get it. - Matty Malaprop

It's Probably Also Hard for Him to Stay Foaly on Track

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It's kind of a catch-22, really. If you don't bet on the headless horseman, you're probably going to get murdered. If you do bet on the headless horseman, your wallet's probably going to get murdered. CONUNDRUM. - Matty Malaprop

Good Game. Good Pun. Great Combo.

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The peasants are revolting? You can say that again. #PunsILearnedFromWizardOfId - Matty Malaprop