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The secret to successful relationships is always holding yourself with the utmost confidence. - Matty Malaprop

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But please remember to be mindful of the "photography" part of the "No Flash Photography" rule in the museum. - Matty Malaprop

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One of them murders innocent children and keeps your hands cozy and warm. The other is actually called a birdie and is loved by many many high school athletes in Hong Kong. The line's a little blurry, really. - Matty Malaprop

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Punmaster Static_Bunny says: "Pepper is looking to at leash get a girl on his side."

Is it weird that the fourth panel immediately reminded me precisely of Bane from The Dark Knight Rises and nothing else? Because it did. - Matty Malaprop

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Ugh, this pun is a total snooze if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

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