Draw Yourself a Bath

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advice,bath,chocolate,double meaning,dove,draw,forever alone,literalism
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If you're going to be forever alone, at least your bath bubbles can keep you company this way! - Matty Malaprop

<title> Bad HTML Pun </title>

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Punmaster IUgrad505 says: "Cheezburger is great when you need a < br > from life."

I see what you did there, sir (ma'am?). And I appreciate such a < strong > punny statement. - Matty Malaprop

Riding the Love Chain

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Punmaster Static_Bunny says: "Pepper is looking to at leash get a girl on his side."

Is it weird that the fourth panel immediately reminded me precisely of Bane from The Dark Knight Rises and nothing else? Because it did. - Matty Malaprop

SMP Classic: Pun Lennon

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He is the walrus. And also Captain Obvious (who leads under the direction of Sgt. Pepper, naturally). - Matty Malaprop

And Then Your Voice Will Get Really Shanghai

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And then you'll have to walk home in shame as everyone around is Mongloling at you. - Matty Malaprop

Time's a-Melting!

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advertisement,advice,dali,dilly dally,literalism,sign,similar sounding
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You surreally ought to attend to your business post-haste, good sir!