Forgive Me Father, For I Have Limburgered

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advice,cheese,Hall of Fame,in case of,jesus,pray,prefix,queso,similar sounding
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Barbacoa's: Where confession and concession meet in holy meltrimony. - Matty Malaprop

It's Good for Your Vitruvian Manhood

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advice,art,double meaning,Exposé,exposing,flash,flashing,literalism,misinterpretation,photography,trenchcoat
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But please remember to be mindful of the "photography" part of the "No Flash Photography" rule in the museum. - Matty Malaprop

Or a Hit Pop Single, Really

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I mean, sure, it's cute, but clearly this would have worked better if it referenced by boyfriend, Justin Timberlake. And his package within a package, of course. - Matty Malaprop

I Swear That Woman is the Devil in Disguise...

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advice,clever,Hall of Fame,hell,homophones,insult,name,teaching assistant,wait
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Man, what is it with all these TAs with strange names? Helen Waite for my English class, and Fa Kyerself for my philosophy class... - Matty Malaprop

Advice to Live and Die By

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advice,ask,christian slater,Hall of Fame,later,literalism,misinterpretation,now,questions,quote,shoot,shoot first,similar sounding
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Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da, Cooking Poooooooot ROAST!

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advice,All you need is love,gloves,Hall of Fame,john lennon,punny,similar sounding,song,the Beatles
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For what it's worth, I've heard Glass Onions do wonders for first and second-degree burns. - Matty Malaprop

Viruses Are a Big Deal, So...

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advice,click,dont,double meaning,Hall of Fame,lead up,link,links,literalism,punchline,suspicious,wind waker,zelda
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... but what about slightly skeptical ones? Are those okay to click? - Matty Malaprop