Now I See Why You Said That!

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contacts,eye,literalism,advice,lost
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Isn't it always just the worst that such moments of clarity and realization always occur AFTER the fact? - Matty Malaprop

Your Warm and Fuzzy Nightmare of the Day

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adage,advice,double meaning,fears,Hall of Fame,literalism,personification
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To Mr. Fear's credit, he's a very cordial guest who makes some really fabulous finger sandwiches. - Matty Malaprop

SMP Classic: Pun Lennon

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He is the walrus. And also Captain Obvious (who leads under the direction of Sgt. Pepper, naturally). - Matty Malaprop

Welcome to Television Circa 2013

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Can we please just go back to mono-fart jokes as the de fact form of lowbrow entertainment? Please??? - Matty Malaprop

Draw Yourself a Bath

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If you're going to be forever alone, at least your bath bubbles can keep you company this way! - Matty Malaprop

Sonic Resents That Remark

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Don't let the haters bring you down, hedge-bro. Just walk on by and tell 'em they gotta go fast if they want to jack your swag, or something. #WHATAMIEVENSAYING - Matty Malaprop

Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da, Cooking Poooooooot ROAST!

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advice,All you need is love,gloves,Hall of Fame,john lennon,punny,similar sounding,song,the Beatles
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For what it's worth, I've heard Glass Onions do wonders for first and second-degree burns. - Matty Malaprop

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