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IS HUMAN SUFFERCAKETION JUST TOO INHUMANE FOR YOU CREEPY FACELESS DAD MAN? - Matty Malaprop

P.S. Anyone know who drew this? Let me know in the comments!

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If you're going to be forever alone, at least your bath bubbles can keep you company this way! - Matty Malaprop

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As someone who's always fancied himself as a bit of a peripatetic thinker, this kind of pun really resonates with me. - Matty Malaprop

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By Kathleen
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You surreally ought to attend to your business post-haste, good sir!

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And then you'll have to walk home in shame as everyone around is Mongloling at you. - Matty Malaprop

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Don't let the haters bring you down, hedge-bro. Just walk on by and tell 'em they gotta go fast if they want to jack your swag, or something. #WHATAMIEVENSAYING - Matty Malaprop

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