Barbacoa's: Where confession and concession meet in holy meltrimony. - Matty Malaprop
But please remember to be mindful of the "photography" part of the "No Flash Photography" rule in the museum. - Matty Malaprop
I mean, sure, it's cute, but clearly this would have worked better if it referenced by boyfriend, Justin Timberlake. And his package within a package, of course. - Matty Malaprop
Man, what is it with all these TAs with strange names? Helen Waite for my English class, and Fa Kyerself for my philosophy class... - Matty Malaprop
For what it's worth, I've heard Glass Onions do wonders for first and second-degree burns. - Matty Malaprop
... but what about slightly skeptical ones? Are those okay to click? - Matty Malaprop
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