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Via: Monday Punday
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As someone who's always fancied himself as a bit of a peripatetic thinker, this kind of pun really resonates with me. - Matty Malaprop

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To Mr. Fear's credit, he's a very cordial guest who makes some really fabulous finger sandwiches. - Matty Malaprop

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By Static_Bunny (Via: The Pepper Pancake)
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Punmaster Static_Bunny says: "Pepper is looking to at leash get a girl on his side."

Is it weird that the fourth panel immediately reminded me precisely of Bane from The Dark Knight Rises and nothing else? Because it did. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Married to the Sea
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This is eggsactly the thing I needed to brighten my otherwise dreary day! - Matty Malaprop

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By Kathleen
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You surreally ought to attend to your business post-haste, good sir!

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I mean, sure, it's cute, but clearly this would have worked better if it referenced by boyfriend, Justin Timberlake. And his package within a package, of course. - Matty Malaprop

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