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Isn't it always just the worst that such moments of clarity and realization always occur AFTER the fact? - Matty Malaprop

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I know life feels so hard right now, but I promise it'll get better! You'll persevere and then everyone will know will be green with envy over your accomplishments! - Matty Malaprop

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But please remember to be mindful of the "photography" part of the "No Flash Photography" rule in the museum. - Matty Malaprop

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IS HUMAN SUFFERCAKETION JUST TOO INHUMANE FOR YOU CREEPY FACELESS DAD MAN? - Matty Malaprop

P.S. Anyone know who drew this? Let me know in the comments!

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The secret to successful relationships is always holding yourself with the utmost confidence. - Matty Malaprop

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Normally I hate drives that are always too eager to show off their ride's horns, but I can totally see why these two would be into that sort of thing! - Matty Malaprop

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If you're going to be forever alone, at least your bath bubbles can keep you company this way! - Matty Malaprop