IS HUMAN SUFFERCAKETION JUST TOO INHUMANE FOR YOU CREEPY FACELESS DAD MAN? - Matty Malaprop
P.S. Anyone know who drew this? Let me know in the comments!
If you're going to be forever alone, at least your bath bubbles can keep you company this way! - Matty Malaprop
As someone who's always fancied himself as a bit of a peripatetic thinker, this kind of pun really resonates with me. - Matty Malaprop
You surreally ought to attend to your business post-haste, good sir!
And then you'll have to walk home in shame as everyone around is Mongloling at you. - Matty Malaprop
Don't let the haters bring you down, hedge-bro. Just walk on by and tell 'em they gotta go fast if they want to jack your swag, or something. #WHATAMIEVENSAYING - Matty Malaprop