I'd be more on board with this one if I wasn't convinced that the tourism industry is rapidly eroding. - Matty Malaprop
BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DRINK IT ALL / NOT EVEN LEAVE A SPLASH FOR MY MORNING COFFEE / GUESS THAT I DON'T NEED MILK THOUGH / I'LL JUST DRINK IT BLACK BEFORE IT STARTS TO GET COLD. #CapsLockB/CGotye'sAlwaysShouting - Matty Malaprop
I'm not sure about how all of you feel, but this joke is just gold in my mind. - Matty Malaprop
... and therein lies the perks of using a computer with convertible operating systems.
You surreally ought to attend to your business post-haste, good sir!
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