How Do You Think He Can Afford All Those Cool Gadgets?

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Got... ye?

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BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DRINK IT ALL / NOT EVEN LEAVE A SPLASH FOR MY MORNING COFFEE / GUESS THAT I DON'T NEED MILK THOUGH / I'LL JUST DRINK IT BLACK BEFORE IT STARTS TO GET COLD. #CapsLockB/CGotye'sAlwaysShouting - Matty Malaprop

Not By The Cleanliness Of Their Skin

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This Brochure Appears to be in Mint Condition!

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I'm not sure about how all of you feel, but this joke is just gold in my mind. - Matty Malaprop

Great Ad, or the Greatest Ad?

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I'd be more on board with this one if I wasn't convinced that the tourism industry is rapidly eroding. - Matty Malaprop

Time's a-Melting!

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You surreally ought to attend to your business post-haste, good sir!

It Must Be Open Source...

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... and therein lies the perks of using a computer with convertible operating systems.