And Here You Thought They Were Just Mispronouncing Something...

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One time in French class in high school, a peer of mine told the class she almost shat herself the last time she got scared by a movie. Our teacher was shocked to hear one of her pupil's swearing, until said classmate convinced her that she had meant to say "chat" (French for cat) instead.

This story has very little to do with this video. But I decided to tell it anyway, so you're welcome! - Matty Malaprop

This Brochure Appears to be in Mint Condition!

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I'm not sure about how all of you feel, but this joke is just gold in my mind. - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT, Durex

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I'd congratulate your for you punmanship but I'm too busy giggling over the idea of Tingle condoms because I'm 12. - Matty Malaprop

It Must Be Open Source...

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... and therein lies the perks of using a computer with convertible operating systems.

Great Ad, or the Greatest Ad?

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I'd be more on board with this one if I wasn't convinced that the tourism industry is rapidly eroding. - Matty Malaprop