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I'd congratulate your for you punmanship but I'm too busy giggling over the idea of Tingle condoms because I'm 12. - Matty Malaprop

You surreally ought to attend to your business post-haste, good sir!

... and therein lies the perks of using a computer with convertible operating systems.

I'd be more on board with this one if I wasn't convinced that the tourism industry is rapidly eroding. - Matty Malaprop

I'm not sure about how all of you feel, but this joke is just gold in my mind. - Matty Malaprop