But unlike post-its, breasticles are generally quite difficult to overlook. - Matty Malaprop
With hands as plucky as his, it's a wonder he was ever able to scribble a signature at all! - Matty Malaprop
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Thank you, Simpsons, for all your many years of apt and appropriate cultural impropriety. - Matty Malaprop
Before you even ask; yes, he high-fived first. - Matty Malaprop
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First time he opens his mouth about a white whale, I'm jacking a lifeboat and rowing the hell out of here. - Matty Malaprop
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