This is Tumblr in a Nutshell

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This is Tumblr in a Nutshell
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I mean, where would this site even be today were it not for the valiant misspellings of idiots on the interwebs? - Matty Malaprop

The Most Honorable Military Accolade

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The Most Honorable Military Accolade
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I still maintain (as I have since the age of 11) that The Red Badger of Courage would have been an infinitely better book than its actually-existing counterpart. - Matty Malaprop

Iron-Strength Coffee With Rich Undertonys

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Iron-Strength Coffee With Rich Undertonys
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I'm not a huge fan, but that's probably because I can't get accustomed to the taste that comes from coffee brewed in Pepper Potts. - Matty Malaprop

Spider-Latte

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Spider-Latte
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Peter Parker: part-time web slinger, full-time coffee slinger. - Matty Malaprop

A (C)Horus Line

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A (C)Horus Line
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No one ever said the puns I put on this site ever had to make any sense... but maybe they should have, because clearly I'm fond of things like this. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: He Should Have Taken the Espresso Lane

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SMP CLASSIC: He Should Have Taken the Espresso Lane
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Good thing this rendezvous wasn't a race, otherwise he'd have been thoroughly creamed by all of his friends! - Matty Malaprop

Good Thing He's Not in an X-Men Movie...

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Good Thing He's Not in an X-Men Movie...
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I mean, if he was, it'd have to be X-rated based solely on the Nick Furry/Sabertooth scene alone, right? - Matty Malaprop