A (C)Horus Line

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A (C)Horus Line
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No one ever said the puns I put on this site ever had to make any sense... but maybe they should have, because clearly I'm fond of things like this. - Matty Malaprop

That's Not Particularly Reassuring...

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That's Not Particularly Reassuring...
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First time he opens his mouth about a white whale, I'm jacking a lifeboat and rowing the hell out of here. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: He Should Have Taken the Espresso Lane

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SMP CLASSIC: He Should Have Taken the Espresso Lane
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Good thing this rendezvous wasn't a race, otherwise he'd have been thoroughly creamed by all of his friends! - Matty Malaprop

Turban Outfitters

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Turban Outfitters
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Thank you, Simpsons, for all your many years of apt and appropriate cultural impropriety. - Matty Malaprop

This is Tumblr in a Nutshell

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This is Tumblr in a Nutshell
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I mean, where would this site even be today were it not for the valiant misspellings of idiots on the interwebs? - Matty Malaprop

Spider-Latte

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Spider-Latte
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Peter Parker: part-time web slinger, full-time coffee slinger. - Matty Malaprop

John Handcock

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John Handcock
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With hands as plucky as his, it's a wonder he was ever able to scribble a signature at all! - Matty Malaprop