Elepants

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added letter,elephant,elephants,literalism,pants,similar sounding,suffix
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They make him look elephancy, if you ask me! - Matty Malaprop

Good Thing He's Not in an X-Men Movie...

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added letter,furry,Hall of Fame,literalism,marvel,Nick Fury,r,Samuel L Jackson,similar sounding,The Avengers
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I mean, if he was, it'd have to be X-rated based solely on the Nick Furry/Sabertooth scene alone, right? - Matty Malaprop

Best Branding Ever?

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added letter,brand,comparison,contrast,differences,gtfo,Hall of Fame,letter,lolwut,meme,post it,post its,similar sounding,t
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But unlike post-its, breasticles are generally quite difficult to overlook. - Matty Malaprop

John Handcock

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john hancock,hand,chicken,added letter,literalism
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With hands as plucky as his, it's a wonder he was ever able to scribble a signature at all! - Matty Malaprop

The Most Honorable Military Accolade

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badge,badge of honor,military,honor,badger,literalism,added letter,medal,accolade
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I still maintain (as I have since the age of 11) that The Red Badger of Courage would have been an infinitely better book than its actually-existing counterpart. - Matty Malaprop