They make him look elephancy, if you ask me! - Matty Malaprop
And here we have one of the true heroes of wocka'n'roll. - Matty Malaprop
I mean, if he was, it'd have to be X-rated based solely on the Nick Furry/Sabertooth scene alone, right? - Matty Malaprop
But unlike post-its, breasticles are generally quite difficult to overlook. - Matty Malaprop
With hands as plucky as his, it's a wonder he was ever able to scribble a signature at all! - Matty Malaprop
I still maintain (as I have since the age of 11) that The Red Badger of Courage would have been an infinitely better book than its actually-existing counterpart. - Matty Malaprop
Before you even ask; yes, he high-fived first. - Matty Malaprop
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