Crossfire

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Crossfire
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The military might take things too literally.

Your Warm and Fuzzy Nightmare of the Day

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Your Warm and Fuzzy Nightmare of the Day
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To Mr. Fear's credit, he's a very cordial guest who makes some really fabulous finger sandwiches. - Matty Malaprop

And it Was Packed Front to Bach!

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And it Was Packed Front to Bach!
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At first I didn't want to dance, so I was Haydn at the bar, but then I saw a girl I liked and figured it was time to Rachmaninoff. - Matty Malaprop

But it Still Looks Empty to Me!

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But it Still Looks Empty to Me!
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Is this some weird pseudo-Buddhist parable? IS THE INVISIBLE THYME A METAPHOR OF DAS NICHTS? I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW! - Matty Malaprop