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I mean, sure, it starts off reading like the liner notes of a Black Eyed Peas album, but it gets very poignant and Joycean about 100 pages in! - Matty Malaprop

adage,visual representation,I,team
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Wait, does that mean that the I in "team" is THE A-TEAM??????? - Matty Malaprop

adage,aid,lemming,lemmings,lemonade,lemons,lolwut,similar sounding,suffix
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Because improvement and constructed crittercism always go paw-in-paw. - Matty Malaprop

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club,adage,handle,handel,homophone,cant
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At first I didn't want to dance, so I was Haydn at the bar, but then I saw a girl I liked and figured it was time to Rachmaninoff. - Matty Malaprop

time flies,adage,literalism,double meaning,time,flies
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... when you're making puns! #I'mSoClever #I'mTheRhymeMaster #PleaseDon'tHurtMe - Matty Malaprop

adage,bottle,bottled,confused,confusing,homophone,literalism,thyme,time,wtf
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Is this some weird pseudo-Buddhist parable? IS THE INVISIBLE THYME A METAPHOR OF DAS NICHTS? I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW! - Matty Malaprop

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