Time Flies...

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time flies,adage,literalism,double meaning,time,flies
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... when you're making puns! #I'mSoClever #I'mTheRhymeMaster #PleaseDon'tHurtMe - Matty Malaprop

Hidden in the A-Hole

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adage,visual representation,I,team
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Wait, does that mean that the I in "team" is THE A-TEAM??????? - Matty Malaprop

Crossfire

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adage,cross,crossfire,fire,firing,gun,gun shot,sacrilege,symbolism,weapon
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The military might take things too literally.

But it Still Looks Empty to Me!

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adage,bottle,bottled,confused,confusing,homophone,literalism,thyme,time,wtf
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Is this some weird pseudo-Buddhist parable? IS THE INVISIBLE THYME A METAPHOR OF DAS NICHTS? I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW! - Matty Malaprop