I Didn't See This One Coming...

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I Didn't See This One Coming...
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Because improvement and constructed crittercism always go paw-in-paw. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Inky Girl

Time Flies...

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Time Flies...
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... when you're making puns! #I'mSoClever #I'mTheRhymeMaster #PleaseDon'tHurtMe - Matty Malaprop

When Life Gives You Lemons

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When Life Gives You Lemons
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Um... well... I mean... OH COME ON THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR YOU CAN'T MAKE LEMONADE WITH MILK! - Matty Malaprop

The Reverse Doesn't Work Either

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The Reverse Doesn't Work Either
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Not even a crafty shoop could convincingly merge Wongs into Wrights, I don't think. - Matty Malaprop

When You're Having Fun?

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When You're Having Fun?
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You'll know your alarm is going off when you're pulled from your dreams by a blaring, obnoxious buzz. - Matty Malaprop