When You're Having Fun?

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When You're Having Fun?
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You'll know your alarm is going off when you're pulled from your dreams by a blaring, obnoxious buzz. - Matty Malaprop

If Life Gives You Melons...

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If Life Gives You Melons...
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Oh lame pnu cono... what would we here at So Mcuh Pnu ever do withtou oyu? - Matty Malaprop

Don't Judge a Book By Its Cover

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Don't Judge a Book By Its Cover
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I mean, sure, it starts off reading like the liner notes of a Black Eyed Peas album, but it gets very poignant and Joycean about 100 pages in! - Matty Malaprop

But it Still Looks Empty to Me!

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But it Still Looks Empty to Me!
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Is this some weird pseudo-Buddhist parable? IS THE INVISIBLE THYME A METAPHOR OF DAS NICHTS? I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW! - Matty Malaprop

Your Warm and Fuzzy Nightmare of the Day

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Your Warm and Fuzzy Nightmare of the Day
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To Mr. Fear's credit, he's a very cordial guest who makes some really fabulous finger sandwiches. - Matty Malaprop