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By xyzpdq1
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What horrible predicament has fate let Lusitania upon the world this time? - Matty Malaprop

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Not even a crafty shoop could convincingly merge Wongs into Wrights, I don't think. - Matty Malaprop

Via: Punblr
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Um... well... I mean... OH COME ON THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR YOU CAN'T MAKE LEMONADE WITH MILK! - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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I mean, sure, it's cute, but clearly this would have worked better if it referenced by boyfriend, Justin Timberlake. And his package within a package, of course. - Matty Malaprop

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At first I didn't want to dance, so I was Haydn at the bar, but then I saw a girl I liked and figured it was time to Rachmaninoff. - Matty Malaprop

A wise lesson indeed
By ToolBee
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To Mr. Fear's credit, he's a very cordial guest who makes some really fabulous finger sandwiches. - Matty Malaprop