Sometimes in Titanic Proportions

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What horrible predicament has fate let Lusitania upon the world this time? - Matty Malaprop

Tuna Fish

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Time Flies When You're Making Puns

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That's precisely how the old saying goes, right? Right? - Matty Malaprop

Don't Judge a Book By Its Cover

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I mean, sure, it starts off reading like the liner notes of a Black Eyed Peas album, but it gets very poignant and Joycean about 100 pages in! - Matty Malaprop

When Life Gives You Lemons

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Um... well... I mean... OH COME ON THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR YOU CAN'T MAKE LEMONADE WITH MILK! - Matty Malaprop

But it Still Looks Empty to Me!

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Is this some weird pseudo-Buddhist parable? IS THE INVISIBLE THYME A METAPHOR OF DAS NICHTS? I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW! - Matty Malaprop

To Do is To Be

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