But it Still Looks Empty to Me!

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But it Still Looks Empty to Me!
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Is this some weird pseudo-Buddhist parable? IS THE INVISIBLE THYME A METAPHOR OF DAS NICHTS? I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW! - Matty Malaprop

Time Flies...

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Time Flies...
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... when you're making puns! #I'mSoClever #I'mTheRhymeMaster #PleaseDon'tHurtMe - Matty Malaprop

Sometimes in Titanic Proportions

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Sometimes in Titanic Proportions
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What horrible predicament has fate let Lusitania upon the world this time? - Matty Malaprop

Don't Judge a Book By Its Cover

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Don't Judge a Book By Its Cover
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I mean, sure, it starts off reading like the liner notes of a Black Eyed Peas album, but it gets very poignant and Joycean about 100 pages in! - Matty Malaprop