Crossfire

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adage,cross,crossfire,fire,firing,gun,gun shot,sacrilege,symbolism,weapon
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The military might take things too literally.

I Didn't See This One Coming...

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adage,aid,lemming,lemmings,lemonade,lemons,lolwut,similar sounding,suffix
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Because improvement and constructed crittercism always go paw-in-paw. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Inky Girl

When You're Having Fun?

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adage,clock,flies,Hall of Fame,literalism,shape,time,time flies
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You'll know your alarm is going off when you're pulled from your dreams by a blaring, obnoxious buzz. - Matty Malaprop

And it Was Packed Front to Bach!

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club,adage,handle,handel,homophone,cant
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At first I didn't want to dance, so I was Haydn at the bar, but then I saw a girl I liked and figured it was time to Rachmaninoff. - Matty Malaprop