A visual representation of ROFLMAO is notably absent here a cause de Mao breaking his hip the last time he tried that maneuver. - Matty Malaprop
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... which obviously means his enemies are going to find themselves in the midst of some serious Cloud Strife soon enough. - Matty Malaprop
They'll listen non-judgmentally to all of your problems, free of charge. - Matty Malaprop
Say it with me, everyone: If you seek Chemistry Cat. - Matty Malaprop
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