They'll listen non-judgmentally to all of your problems, free of charge. - Matty Malaprop

A visual representation of ROFLMAO is notably absent here a cause de Mao breaking his hip the last time he tried that maneuver. - Matty Malaprop

... which obviously means his enemies are going to find themselves in the midst of some serious Cloud Strife soon enough. - Matty Malaprop

Say it with me, everyone: If you seek Chemistry Cat. - Matty Malaprop

It just makes so much sense. And Derpy Hooves can even play Steve Tyler for that inevitable rock/rap crossover hit! - Matty Malaprop

Beautifying the world, one environment-crippling gas leak at a time. OH WAIT. - Matty Malaprop