This is Why You Shouldn't Do Drugs, Friends

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stoned,house,accident,rock,literalism,stone,Party
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As my Colorado friends often remind me, this kind of thing is what they call "just another day in Boulder." - Matty Malaprop

Bad Puns! (The Comic) (The Movie?) (Based on the Hit Video Game?)

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accident,them,destroy,similar sounding,misinterpretation,liaison,all
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Malls really do showcase the darkest depths of humanity, to be quite fair. - Matty Malaprop

Oh Good! For a Minute I Thought You Were Being a Manatease!

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invite,Party,accident,porpoise,purpose,similar sounding
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Seriously though, if you tell me about a party that you're throwing, and then proceed to not invite me, I'll be tempted to say that our friendship is dolphinished. - Matty Malaprop

Best Medical Report Ever

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accident,condition,described,double meaning,Hall of Fame,horse,horses,hospitalized,lolwut,plastic,stable
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I wonder how many nurses the hospital had to wrangle together in order to but this patient back out to pasture... - Matty Malaprop

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