accident

invite,Party,accident,porpoise,purpose,similar sounding
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Seriously though, if you tell me about a party that you're throwing, and then proceed to not invite me, I'll be tempted to say that our friendship is dolphinished. - Matty Malaprop

accident,condition,described,double meaning,Hall of Fame,horse,horses,hospitalized,lolwut,plastic,stable
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I wonder how many nurses the hospital had to wrangle together in order to but this patient back out to pasture... - Matty Malaprop

accident,flight,baggage,literalism,double meaning,superman,flying
Via: Kerry Callen
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He's worse than Delta! And that's really saying something! - Matty Malaprop

stoned,house,accident,rock,literalism,stone,Party
By Unknown
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As my Colorado friends often remind me, this kind of thing is what they call "just another day in Boulder." - Matty Malaprop

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