Punmaster Weirdgomita says: "This is a Tobuscus reference."
Um... never heard of Tobuscus. All I know is "Sorry for take off your wood" is not the clearest sentence I've ever heard in my life. - Matty Malaprop
We'll know more once we get the forensic evidence back from the Lab. - Matty Malaprop
Seriously though, if you tell me about a party that you're throwing, and then proceed to not invite me, I'll be tempted to say that our friendship is dolphinished. - Matty Malaprop
Ugh, where is Heavy when you need him? - Matty Malaprop
Thanks for putting my spirits in a state of free-fall, stick figure punmasters... - Matty Malaprop
Malls really do showcase the darkest depths of humanity, to be quite fair. - Matty Malaprop