Was Your Unintelligibility Also Axedental?

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accident,axe,Lame Pun Coon,prefix
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Punmaster Weirdgomita says: "This is a Tobuscus reference."

Um... never heard of Tobuscus. All I know is "Sorry for take off your wood" is not the clearest sentence I've ever heard in my life. - Matty Malaprop

Bad Puns! (The Comic) (The Movie?) (Based on the Hit Video Game?)

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accident,them,destroy,similar sounding,misinterpretation,liaison,all
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Malls really do showcase the darkest depths of humanity, to be quite fair. - Matty Malaprop

Best Medical Report Ever

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accident,condition,described,double meaning,Hall of Fame,horse,horses,hospitalized,lolwut,plastic,stable
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I wonder how many nurses the hospital had to wrangle together in order to but this patient back out to pasture... - Matty Malaprop

Well Chute, Son...

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accident,Death,double meaning,drag,literalism,skydiving
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Thanks for putting my spirits in a state of free-fall, stick figure punmasters... - Matty Malaprop

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