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accident flight baggage literalism double meaning superman flying
Via: Kerry Callen
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He's worse than Delta! And that's really saying something! - Matty Malaprop

accident axe Lame Pun Coon prefix
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Punmaster Weirdgomita says: "This is a Tobuscus reference."

Um... never heard of Tobuscus. All I know is "Sorry for take off your wood" is not the clearest sentence I've ever heard in my life. - Matty Malaprop

accident Death double meaning drag literalism skydiving
Via: Reddit
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Thanks for putting my spirits in a state of free-fall, stick figure punmasters... - Matty Malaprop