accident

accident,condition,described,double meaning,Hall of Fame,horse,horses,hospitalized,lolwut,plastic,stable
By xyzpdq1
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I wonder how many nurses the hospital had to wrangle together in order to but this patient back out to pasture... - Matty Malaprop

accident,Death,double meaning,drag,literalism,skydiving
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Thanks for putting my spirits in a state of free-fall, stick figure punmasters... - Matty Malaprop

stoned,house,accident,rock,literalism,stone,Party
By Unknown
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As my Colorado friends often remind me, this kind of thing is what they call "just another day in Boulder." - Matty Malaprop

accident,axe,Lame Pun Coon,prefix
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Punmaster Weirdgomita says: "This is a Tobuscus reference."

Um... never heard of Tobuscus. All I know is "Sorry for take off your wood" is not the clearest sentence I've ever heard in my life. - Matty Malaprop

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