Ugh, where is Heavy when you need him? - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster Weirdgomita says: "This is a Tobuscus reference."
Um... never heard of Tobuscus. All I know is "Sorry for take off your wood" is not the clearest sentence I've ever heard in my life. - Matty Malaprop
Malls really do showcase the darkest depths of humanity, to be quite fair. - Matty Malaprop
I wonder how many nurses the hospital had to wrangle together in order to but this patient back out to pasture... - Matty Malaprop
Thanks for putting my spirits in a state of free-fall, stick figure punmasters... - Matty Malaprop
From zero to subzero in six seconds. - Matty Malaprop
He's worse than Delta! And that's really saying something! - Matty Malaprop
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