accident

stoned house accident rock literalism stone Party - 7080712448
By Unknown
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As my Colorado friends often remind me, this kind of thing is what they call "just another day in Boulder." - Matty Malaprop

accident axe Lame Pun Coon prefix - 6508897792
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Punmaster Weirdgomita says: "This is a Tobuscus reference."

Um... never heard of Tobuscus. All I know is "Sorry for take off your wood" is not the clearest sentence I've ever heard in my life. - Matty Malaprop

invite Party accident porpoise purpose similar sounding - 6642234368
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Seriously though, if you tell me about a party that you're throwing, and then proceed to not invite me, I'll be tempted to say that our friendship is dolphinished. - Matty Malaprop

accident Death double meaning drag literalism skydiving - 6434713600
Via: Reddit
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Thanks for putting my spirits in a state of free-fall, stick figure punmasters... - Matty Malaprop

accident condition described double meaning Hall of Fame horse horses hospitalized lolwut plastic stable - 4910427648
By xyzpdq1
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I wonder how many nurses the hospital had to wrangle together in order to but this patient back out to pasture... - Matty Malaprop