F'in A

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It's an expletive within an expletive! - Matty Malaprop

Also Works With "But That Scholarship Bundle Seemed So Accommodating..."

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Sallie Mae is not your girlfriend, no matter how much you'd like to believe otherwise. - Matty Malaprop

Amon a Boat!

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Welp, time to go watch every episode of Korra again for the fifth or six time... #IDON'THAVEAPROBLEMTHANKYOUVERYMUCH

I Was Hoping For an ASUS, But Okayface.jpg

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At least I'm not getting arrested, like a certain former Dell spokesperson... - Matty Malaprop

God Hates Figs

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It's in the Bible, folks, so it has to be true. - Matty Malaprop