He's a fearsome god, but he'd probably be more fearsome with glasses. He's painfully Mjolnir-sighted. - Matty Malaprop
He can hypnotize me anytime, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop
If a chibi Thor riding Nyan Cat isn't the exact from-scratch recipe for happiness, then I don't even know what is. - Matty Malaprop
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He's a superhero god AND he knows how to tickle the ivories? Color me impressed! - Matty Malaprop
Seems to me like he adopted your approach to life, Thor. - Matty Malaprop
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His ability to do almost anything and everything is considered by many to be totally godlike. - Matty Malaprop
For more sci-fi humor, set your phasers to LOL!
Because gods are worth it too. - Matty Malaprop
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