Not So Much Demeaning As Merely Descriptive...

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bag,blonde,coffee,double meaning,flavor,literalism,pejorative,Starbucks
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Shame though. The man who found her tossed her out after he was done as though she was just so much trash. - Matty Malaprop

Iron-Strength Coffee With Rich Undertonys

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added letter,iron man,marvel,shoop,Starbucks,stark,surname,tony stark
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I'm not a huge fan, but that's probably because I can't get accustomed to the taste that comes from coffee brewed in Pepper Potts. - Matty Malaprop

It'll Have You Doing Barrel Rolls!

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coffee,Hall of Fame,literalism,logo,similar sounding,Starbucks,starfox,video game
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Is your grasp on awakeness starting to get a little Slippy? A cup of our fresh-brewed java will have you Peppy in no time! - Matty Malaprop

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