This Joke is a Hoot

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Sad,lyrics,song,similar sounding,Owl,window,all by myself,all
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I'm talon you, I haven't laughed this hard in weeks! - Matty Malaprop

The Hold Steady Wrote a Song About This!

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double meaning,issues,literalism,magazine,magazines,Sad
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No, seriously Pocket Puns, Craig Finn has your number. Don't call him; he'll call you. - Matty Malaprop

Very melondramatic!

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billy corgan,homophone,melancholy,Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness,melodramatic,melon,Sad,smashing pumpkins
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There's Just No Such Thing

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channeling,double meaning,happy,happy medium,literalism,medium,psychic,Sad
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He's Headed to the Crymlin for Some Quality Creys

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Hall of Fame,lolwut,pout,pouting,prefix,Putin,rhyming,Sad,similar sounding,Vladimir Putin
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Awwww, cheer up Vlad! You've got a whole day devoted to you, so how could you possibly be sad? - Matty Malaprop