I'm talon you, I haven't laughed this hard in weeks! - Matty Malaprop

Believe me, I've tried to get him to speak candidly about his issues, but he's got all his feels bottled up under a very hard shell. - Matty Malaprop

No, seriously Pocket Puns, Craig Finn has your number. Don't call him; he'll call you. - Matty Malaprop

Awwww, cheer up Vlad! You've got a whole day devoted to you, so how could you possibly be sad? - Matty Malaprop