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Punmaster Matt says: "A friend asked me to turn him into a meme..."
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Before any of you say anything; I really, really, really loathe myself already for posting this. Thanks. - Matty Malaprop
Looks like sonny boy here wasn't the only thing in this comic that came out prematurely... - Matty Malaprop
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